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Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

Holy Crap

Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the M…

Da Boom

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

Brian in Love

A therapist tells Brian his carpet-wetting is the result of his repressed feelings for Lois.

Love Thy Trophy

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes to get bigger tips.

Death Is a Bitch

When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants…

The King Is Dead

When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of “The King and I” Peter wants a part. He finds himsel…

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Forced to go to a women’s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, …

If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Running Mates

Peter runs against Lois for a seat on the school board.

A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Meg exposes her family on a talk show.

Road to Rhode Island

Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

Let's Go to the Hop

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student.

Dammit Janet

Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center.

There's Something About Paulie

As a favor, Peter takes a mobster's nephew to a movie.

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

E. Peterbus Unum

After learning that his property is not officially part of the United States, Peter forms his own country.

The Story on Page One

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Wasted Talent

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a compe…

Fore Father

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

The Thin White Line (1)

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who …

And the Wiener Is...

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

Death Lives

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

Lethal Weapons

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

The Kiss Seen Around the World

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

Mr. Saturday Knight

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

Fish Out of Water

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up ever…

Emission Impossible

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

To Love and Die in Dixie

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

Screwed the Pooch

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of h…

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. P…

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back …

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up.…

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

From Method to Madness

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

Road to Europe

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his fri…

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

North by North Quahog

Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to …

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a …

Blind Ambition

After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to…

Don't Make Me Over

When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she g…

The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire

When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures ou…

Petarded

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he ta…

Brian the Bachelor

"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participa…

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldman…

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Lois’ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and …

Model Misbehavior

Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of c…

Peter's Got Woods

Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds…

Perfect Castaway

When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their familie…

Jungle Love

When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrat…

PTV

After a “wardrobe malfunction” occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter’s favorite shows. …

Brian Goes Back to College

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend …

The Fat Guy Strangler

Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; he’s lock…

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz

When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the h…

Brian Sings and Swings

After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly si…

Patriot Games

At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges…

I Take Thee Quagmire

When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually mar…

Sibling Rivalry

Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his in…

Deep Throats

Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie,…

Peterotica

After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book o…

You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives

Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be marr…

Petergeist

Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. I…

The Griffin Family History

When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic r…

Stewie B. Goode

After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfi…

Bango Was His Name Oh!

Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real f…

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the b…

Stewie Loves Lois

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Mea…

Mother Tucker

Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker.…

Hell Comes to Quahog

After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Supersto…

Saving Private Brian

Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie s…

Whistle While Your Wife Works

When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to hel…

Prick Up Your Ears

Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high sch…

Chick Cancer

Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage.…

Barely Legal

Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the pr…

Road to Rupert

Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his b…

Peter's Two Dads

After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian de…

The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and …

Airport '07

Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being a…

Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey

Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together a…

No Meals on Wheels

The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promi…

Boys Do Cry

Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick afte…

No Chris Left Behind

After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris do…

It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Onc…

Meet the Quagmires

Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a da…

Blue Harvest

Peter retells the story of Star Wars in this hour-long episode of Family Guy. When Princess Leia is captured by the evi…

Movin' Out (Brian's Song)

Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian and Stewie tags along to help pay the rent but he tries to…

Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air

When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. …

Stewie Kills Lois (1)

Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. Whe…

Lois Kills Stewie (2)

Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the lookout for Stewie, Joe leads a …

Padre de Familia

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, b…

Peter's Daughter

After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, …

McStroke

Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out…

Back to the Woods

James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow con…

Play It Again, Brian

Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of the…

The Former Life of Brian

Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he di…

Long John Peter

When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell thro…

Love Blactually

Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Caroly…

I Dream of Jesus

When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewi…

Road to Germany

Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie f…

Baby Not On Board

Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand …

The Man with Two Brians

Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Br…

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Fr…

Ocean's Three and a Half

After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly …

Family Gay

After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experimen…

The Juice Is Loose

Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending…

FOX-y Lady

Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her…

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Tre…

420

Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.

Stew-Roids

Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems …

We Love You, Conrad

When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morn…

Three Kings

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year ol…

Peter's Progress

Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin P…

Road to the Multiverse

With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a …

Family Goy

When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the do…

Spies Reminiscent of Us

Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move to Quahog. Brian and Stewie find out about their secret agency. They are told that the…

Brian's Got a Brand New Bag

When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, …

Hannah Banana

After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile ba…

Quagmire's Baby

Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie create…

Jerome Is the New Black

Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Q…

Dog Gone

When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone t…

Business Guy

When Peter gives Lois’ dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can't he…

Big Man on Hippocampus

When Peter hits his head and suffers amnesia after getting in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he forgets ev…

Dial Meg for Murder

Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for resea…

Extra Large Medium

When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit's end until she sees a psychic who assures her th…

Go, Stewie, Go!

Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad…

Peter-assment

After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazz…

Brian Griffin's House of Payne

Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go ac…

April in Quahog

When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nut…

Brian & Stewie

In the 150th episode, Brian & Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new…

Quagmire's Dad

Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.

The Splendid Source

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.

Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

Peter makes good on another power outage at home--by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: T…

And Then There Were Fewer

In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion whil…

Excellence in Broadcasting

Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

Welcome Back Carter

After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the…

Halloween on Spooner Street

Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends a…

Baby, You Knock Me Out

After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.

Brian Writes a Bestseller

Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become hi…

Road to the North Pole

Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance…

New Kidney in Town

Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce…

And I'm Joyce Kinney

Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.

Friends of Peter G.

Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glim…

German Guy

Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.

The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile…

Trading Places

Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.

Tiegs for Two

When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a …

Brothers & Sisters

When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To make r…

The Big Bang Theory

Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the unive…

Foreign Affairs

Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.

It's a Trap!

Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.

Lottery Fever

Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end …

Seahorse Seashell Party (II)

While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettli…

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.

Stewie Goes for a Drive

Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reyno…

Back to the Pilot

Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history a…

Thanksgiving

Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I…

Amish Guy

On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are…

Cool Hand Peter

Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road…

Grumpy Old Man

It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the fam…

Meg and Quagmire

When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.

The Blind Side

Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new stairca…

Livin' on a Prayer

When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Sci…

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile,…

Be Careful What You Fish For

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

Burning Down the Bayit

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a…

Killer Queen

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover …

Forget-Me-Not

After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything an…

You Can't Do That on Television, Peter

When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an int…

Mr. & Mrs. Stewie

Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.

Leggo My Meg-O

Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed re…

Tea Peter

When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.

Viewer Mail #2

One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third vie…

Internal Affairs

Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.

Into Fat Air

The Griffins attempt to conquer Mount Everest after competitive friends mention they plan to scale the legendary peak. …

Ratings Guy

Peter gets carried away when the Nielsen people select the Griffins to have their television-viewing habits monitored a…

The Old Man and the Big 'C'

When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the pub…

Yug Ylimaf

Brian abuses Stewie's time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things ri…

Joe's Revenge

When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team…

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

Friends Without Benefits

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

As the Griffin family is preparing for Christmas, Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.

Space Cadet

To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris …

Brian's Play

Brian writes a play that becomes a hit in Quahog, but loses his confidence when he finds that the play Stewie wrote is …

The Giggity Wife

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order …

Valentine's Day in Quahog

On Valentine's Day, Meg goes on a date with a guy she met online, and Lois and Peter stay in bed all day; Brian is visi…

Chris Cross

Chris leaves home to move in with Herbert while Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

Call Girl

When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by …

Turban Cowboy

When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate …

12 and a Half Angry Men

When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting "not guilty," and he tries to persuade his…

Bigfat

Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his f…

Total Recall

After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, When Pet…

Save the Clam

When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threat…

Farmer Guy

Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.

Roads to Vegas

Duplicates of Brian and Stewie each see a road trip differently.

No Country Club for Old Men

The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.

Finders Keepers

Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking…

Vestigial Peter

After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like …

Quagmire's Quagmire

Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when …

A Fistful of Meg

When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian i…

Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee

The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.

Life of Brian

Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Ste…

Into Harmony's Way

When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songw…

Christmas Guy

When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transf…

Peter Problems

When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Pete…

Grimm Job

From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red…

Brian's a Bad Father

Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.

Mom's the Word

When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels …

3 Acts of God

Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Pat…

Fresh Heir

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth …

Secondhand Spoke

Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the f…

Herpe, the Love Sore

Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunke…

The Most Interesting Man in the World

When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, promptin…

Baby Got Black

Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work togethe…

Meg Stinks!

Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wi…

He's Bla-ack!

Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fig…

Chap Stewie

When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s ne…

The Simpsons Guy

In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfiel…

The Book of Joe

Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian …

Baking Bad

Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.

Brian the Closer

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quag…

Turkey Guys

On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a rep…

The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin

After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he…

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purpos…

Our Idiot Brian

When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to…

This Little Piggy

Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetis…

Quagmire's Mom

After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking accoun…

Encyclopedia Griffin

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a th…

Stewie Is Enceinte

Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a b…

Dr. C and the Women

Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleve…

#JOLO

When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to…

Once Bitten

After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pa…

Roasted Guy

Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.

Fighting Irish

Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns …

Take My Wife

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counsel…

Pilling Them Softly

Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to autho…

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of peopl…

Guy Robot

Stewie doesn’t like Brian’s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous,…

Peternormal Activity

The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a m…

Peter, Chris & Brian

Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in…

Peter's Sister

Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at …

Hot Pocket-Dial

Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dia…

Brokeback Swanson

When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang…

A Shot in the Dark

When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees s…

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called “Winter/Summer” an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in whe…

The Peanut Butter Kid

When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butte…

Scammed Yankees

Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an …

An App a Day

Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity e…

Underage Peter

Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Pet…

A Lot Going On Upstairs

When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the att…

The Heartbreak Dog

Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in …

Take a Letter

To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to …

The New Adventures of Old Tom

Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to w…

Run, Chris, Run

To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during …

Road to India

Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invi…

The Boys in the Band

Stewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile…

Bookie of the Year

Brian and Lois decide it's time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises…

American Gigg-olo

After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin t…

Inside Family Guy

Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and…

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts…

Hot Shots

In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest…

High School English

In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Grea…

Carter and Tricia

Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan…

How the Griffin Stole Christmas

Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with…

Passenger Fatty-Seven

Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities aft…

Gronkowsbees

Rob Gronkowski moves into the house behind the Griffins. Stewie raises bees and sells honey at the farmers market.

Peter's Def Jam

The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Loi…

The Finer Strings

The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's see…

The Dating Game

Quagmire discovers the “dating” app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-su…

Cop and a Half-Wit

Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Me…

Saturated Fat Guy

In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fatt…

Peter's Lost Youth

Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from h…

The Peter Principal

Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Mean…

Dearly Deported

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning …

A House Full of Peters

Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.

Emmy-Winning Episode

Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the sho…

Foxx in the Men House

Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soo…

Nanny Goats

Peter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to t…

Follow the Money

Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the …

Three Directors

The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.

The D in Apartment 23

When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's for…

Petey IV

Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him about an alternate ending to the Russian version of Rocky IV (…

Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her f…

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past,…

Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)

Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter …

Dog Bites Bear

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys.…

Send in Stewie, Please

When Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session, he reveals major secrets about h…

V Is for Mystery

Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

Veteran Guy

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a …

The Woof of Wall Street

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making mone…

'Family Guy' Through The Years

FAMILY GUY is reimagined as a series that’s been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back…

Switch the Flip

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly …

HTTPete

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the att…

The Unkindest Cut

Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. …

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.

Married... with Cancer (1)

Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he propo…

Dead Dog Walking (2)

Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, especially after her miraculous cancer recovery, so at Peter's suggesti…

Pal Stewie

Stewie is surprised when he makes friends with another boy his age, but later taken aback when he learns that Stewie wa…

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.

Regarding Carter

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate acciden…

Stand By Meg

After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. M…

The Griffin Winter Games

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Con Heiress

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Her…

Pawtucket Pete

The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new …

Hefty Shades of Gray

After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attent…

Trump Guy

Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to…

Bri, Robot

Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

Trans-Fat

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.

Family Guy Lite

After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cl…

No Giggity, No Doubt

When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she…

You Can't Handle the Booth

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

Island Adventure

In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "G…

Throw It Away

After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out …

Girl, Internetted

When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create con…

Adam West High

When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, …

Yacht Rocky

When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family depar…

Bri-Da

Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so the…

Absolutely Babulous

When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever …

Disney's The Reboot

The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots…

Cat Fight

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg an…

Peter & Lois' Wedding

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the fa…

Heart Burn

To celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stor…

Shanksgiving

Peter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyo…

Christmas Is Coming

When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred f…

Connie's Celica

When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of …

Short Cuts

When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and …

Undergrounded

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he …

Rich Old Stewie

Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement i…

The Movement

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and …

Baby Stewie

Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse eff…

Start Me Up

Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after…

Coma Guy

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

Better Off Meg

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhe…

Holly Bibble

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues …

Stewie's First Word

Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out w…

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betra…

Boys & Squirrels

When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injure…

CutawayLand

Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

La Famiglia Guy

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so mu…

Meg's Wedding

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures…

Wild Wild West

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, P…

Pawtucket Pat

Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part i…

The First No L

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try t…

Fecal Matters

When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but h…

Boy's Best Friend

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new c…

And Then There's Fraud

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries …

PeTerminator

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go acc…

The Marrying Kind

Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted t…

Customer of the Week

After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at he…

Who's Brian Now?

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the riche…

Young Parent Trap

Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennia…

Meg Goes to College

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Family Cat

Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

Tales of Former Sports Glory

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player f…

LASIK Instinct

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile,…

Rock Hard

While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and El…

Must Love Dogs

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps S…

80's Guy

Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Fri…

Brief Encounter

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Stewie and Doug agree …

Cootie & The Blowhard

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties. Peter becomes infatuated with Bonni…

Peterschmidt Manor

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt ma…

The Birthday Bootlegger

A new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffia…

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Christmas Crime

After a Christmas tree lightning ceremony Brian crashes into Mayor West's nativity scene causing outrage.

Mister Act

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is att…

The Lois Quagmire

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a…

Lawyer Guy

Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor -- who turns ou…

HBO-No

The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

Hard Boiled Meg

Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver. Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implor…

Prescription Heroine

After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong…

All About Alana

When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realize…

Girlfriend, Eh?

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete…

First Blood

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.

The Jersey Bore

Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role i…

Oscars Guy

"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump".

Bend or Blockbuster

Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Bloc…

A Wife-Changing Experience

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted …

The Munchurian Candidate

Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt …

Unzipped Code

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Happy Holo-ween

Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.

The Stewaway

During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Pete…

Get Stewie

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, …

Carny Knowledge

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Brian starts to…

The Candidate

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class “snack captain”.

Love Story Guy

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway," "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan…

Old West

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Single White Dad

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

White Meg Can't Jump

Meg joins the Adam West High basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, S…

Adoptation

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

The Bird Reich

To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can fi…

A Bottle Episode

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Ste…

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwh…

From Russia With Love

After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanw…

Adult Education

Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris,…

Fertilized Megg

Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery's surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails t…

Supermarket Pete

With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the …

A Stache from the Past

When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the…

Old World Harm

Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Br…

Baby, It's Cold Inside

Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini…

Boston Stewie

Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a v…

Snap(ple) Decision

Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two…

Baking Sad

Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success m…

The Return of the King (of Queens)

Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over l…

Cabin Pressure

When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation. T…

Teacher's Heavy Pet

Lois joins Chris's school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club... but only time will tell how…

Take This Job and Love It

Peter and his friends wonder aloud about what their dream jobs would be.

Lifeguard Meg

Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop. Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard j…

Fat Actor

Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt inju…

Faith No More

Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences…

Fat Gun

This "Top Gun" parody chronicles Peter/Maverick getting together with Lois/Charlie, the tragic death of Joe/Goose, and …

Live, Laugh, Love

When Peter realizes Joe has never found him funny, he is determined to make Joe laugh; Lois chaperones Chris and Meg's …

Drunk with Power

Peter swaps lives with Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and is forced to make a ruling on the constitutionality of…

Lois C.K.

Lois becomes a stand-up comic, using real life stories about Peter as content; Peter tries his best to straighten his l…

The Chicken or the Meg

Meg starts dating a chicken she meets on a reality dating show.

Dog Is My Co-Pilot

After successfully landing a plane, Brian and Quagmire go on a press tour. Meanwhile Chris and Stewie open a boutique p…

Pitch Imperfect

Peter must gain his family's respect back after he makes a humiliating throw. Brian and Stewie become chiropractors.

Hard Times at Adam West High

Chris uses Stewie's time machine to stop himself from having an erection during a book report. Peter becomes jealous wh…

The Elle Word

When Quagmire starts dating a mystery woman, Peter, Joe and Cleveland go on a stakeout and discover her to be the libra…

A Real Who's Hulu

The Griffins spoof "Only Murders in the Building," "The Dropout," and "The Bear."

China Doll

When Stewie sees a tag on Rupert reading "Made in China," he heads off to China to meet Rupert's family.

One Foot in Front of the Mother

Due to a police complaint about his excessive barking, Brian has to wear a shock collar; looking to join an after-schoo…

The Fat Lotus

In this Griffin-family twist on the popular HBO series, Peter suspects Lois of betraying his trust with Quagmire at a s…

Cool Hand Lois

Lois embarks on a journey of self-discovery.

Martian Meg

Fed up with feeling like she doesn't belong, Meg enlists in a training program for a mission to Mars.

Row v. Wade

Brian wins a boat on "The Price is Right" and decides to sail to Texas to help women seeking legal abortions.

Karenheit 451

Lois becomes the leader of a group of mothers who want to ban books from schools.

Twain's World

In an effort to improve his writing, Brian convinces Stewie to go back in time and bring Mark Twain to the present day,…

The Edible Arrangement [450th episode]

Lois and Stewie finally understand each other - thanks to Brian's edibles - and try to understand their complicated rel…

Pumpkin Spice Girls

Meg discovers the seasonal delight that is the pumpkin spice latte, but when the limited time offering lapses, she and …

Man-Fest Destiny

Peter and the guys become shipwrecked at Fire Island; Chris and Brian perform a lobotomy on a social-media-crazed Stewi…

Bringing Up Brady

Meg pursues an unlikely friendship with an NFL great; Stewie and Brian host a dinner party at a home furnishing store.

Dear Francis

Peter calls out the name "Francis" while making love with Lois, but she believes he meant his deceased father, leading …

Viewer DMs

In this follow up to the "Viewer Mail" episodes, the Griffin family retells The Lord of the Rings, explains how the Gri…

Scent of a Woman

Brian discovers his nose can detect diseases and smells that someone in the Griffin house has cancer.

Play Time

In this three-act parody, the Griffins spoof the stage by putting up To Kill a Mockingbird, The Odd Couple and Hamlet.

Phony Montana

After going on a date with a Cuban-American woman named Carmen, Brian inexplicably develops a Cuban accent- which he wo…

A Few More Ways to Die in the West

In this Griffin family spoof of the Old West, Peter, known as Quiet Burp, and his gang of outlaws agrees to escort a we…

Tall Stewie

When Stewie puts on a pair of boots that make him slightly taller, his newfound confidence changes the power dynamic in…

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